I’m standing in front of my house, thinking of what to do with myself since mum isn’t around and I didn’t go out with my key, when a Highlander comes to a stop in front of my house, to the right of where I’m standing.
In my mind I’m already thinking, “Eiya, mama isn’t around”, because I know a few people with this specific colour and model of highlander.
First surprise, a tall man comes out. I was expecting a woman to alight ’cause it’s women that would come to my house in such a car to look for mama.
Second surprise, he walks to the back of his car (which is closer to where I’m standing) and Surprise number three, he faces the gutter (at this point I’m certain I do NOT know this fool) and he unzips his dark brown charcoal pants and begins to spew his waste in our gutter. Imagine that! (in the words of Stylplus).
I’ve always had a problem with men flashing their things anywhere they feel like to take a piss, but it also made me understand how people feel when breastfeeding mothers pull out their mammary holds and shove it into an infants mouth- that doesn’t make what men do Okay.
Now back to the story…
I was so shocked my mouth was literally open and I went, “Sir, why will you come and urinate in front of someone’s house?”
You won’t believe what he did, he actually IGNORED ME!
I wasn’t deterred, I said “How will you feel if someone went to urinate in front of your own house?”
He still ignored me and you won’t believe it, he was actually come to see our tenant.
The only explanation is, he was too ashamed to even offer an answer.
Sorry to the men in my life, I mean the good men that i know, but MEN ARE STUPID!!!